My little brother

[lilredhunter]

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replied.

The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me, they're for him.

He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike.

Right now, he can't do either."

[David Lewis]

True story:

Many of TV ads for Claritin speak of being "Claritin clear", & the video shows a blurry film being peeled away & a clear image revealed.

My wife gave my 8 year old daughter a Claritin...as she was taking it, daughter remarked that "Claritin helps your eyesight."
She then proceeded to explain to my wife that it made blurry vision better, because that's what the commercials showed.



David