A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband," she tells the clerk. Did he tell you what caliber to get?" asked the clerk." "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesnt even know that I am going to shoot him!"
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I guess it's true. " Deer hunters will do anything for a buck."
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First man : why do you go hunting without bullets? Second man: Because it is cheaper and the results are the same.
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