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Tennessee Firearms Assoc. Inc. • View topic - Marriage truisms

Marriage truisms

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Marriage truisms

Postby C. Richard Archie » Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:22 am

1: Marriages are made in heaven, but so again are thunder and lightning.
2: If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
3: Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand!
4: Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
5: When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
6: Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
7: Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
8: Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and is a good cook, but the law allows only one wife.
9: Every woman wants a man who is handsome, understanding, economical and a considerate lover, but again, the law allows only one husband.
10: Man is incomplete until he marries. After that, he is finished.
"It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds." Samuel Adams

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Re: Marriage truisms

Postby Fred762 » Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:25 am

The time tested killer of a woman's libido is....wedding cake.
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Re: Marriage truisms

Postby johnharris » Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:39 am

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Re: Marriage truisms

Postby PapaB » Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:02 am

Marriage has a ring to it.
An engagement ring,
A wedding ring and
suffering!
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