OH to be Six again
Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:21 am> > To Be 6 Again....
> > A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing
> > his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off
> he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
> >
> >
> > 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the
> > mirror.
> >
> >
> > On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
> Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
> >
> > He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,
> >
> > the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller
> > Coaster, everything there was.
> >
> >
> > Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
> > Her head wa
> s reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
> >
> >
> > He then
>
> took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra
> fries and a chocolate
> > shake.
> >
> >
> > Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
> > her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
> > Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He
> leaned over his wife
> > with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear,
> > what was it like being six again?'
> >
> >
> > Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
> > changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
> > A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing
> > his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off
> he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
> >
> >
> > 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the
> > mirror.
> >
> >
> > On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
> Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
> >
> > He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,
> >
> > the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller
> > Coaster, everything there was.
> >
> >
> > Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
> > Her head wa
> s reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
> >
> >
> > He then
>
> took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra
> fries and a chocolate
> > shake.
> >
> >
> > Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
> > her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
> > Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He
> leaned over his wife
> > with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear,
> > what was it like being six again?'
> >
> >
> > Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
> > changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'