Thought this was funny!

[benburke]

An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner
for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind
the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed
weapon carry permit.
The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr. Smith,
I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"
The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the glove
box and a .22 derringer in my boot."
The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"
"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."
The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man
said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said
"Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns. May I ask what you are afraid of?"
Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered, "Not a @#$%ing thing!"